FifthColumn, you are the most blokey bloke ever. You crack me up.
Personally my vision of how we win is with stone cold love and together-ness. More along the lines of Mother Nature looking down with amusement as Team Evil scream and rave, dancing around her ankles waving toothpicks. I don't know how to express it adequately with out sounding love-thy-neighbour-turn-the-other-cheek sap, so I will just drop a clip from one of my favourite films, Shaolin Soccer.
(It's a spoiler, so watch the whole film first if you don't want to ruin the ending. It's a really funny movie.)
Stone. Cold. Take No Shit Peace, Love & Cooperation.
(also note the vortex!)