AKIMONDO'S RANT (SPOILER ALERT!)
THC has had a lot of great guests, dedicated researchers with important and interesting information. In my opinion Donald Marshall is not one of them. I personally don't think his delusional ravings hold any credibility, but since many people seem to believe him I'm making this post to share my point of view. So consider this a counterweight, so to speak, to see another perspective before judging Donald's information. In the end we all make up our own minds.
Please note that it's not the concept itself that I'm arguing against. I'm pretty convinced human cloning is going on in underground bases. But I'd guess for military purposes and life extension, not Queen Elizabeth's need to be validated by celebrities. Donald's information isn't stranger than David Icke's. So the problem isn't so much what he says, as how he says it. So, is this an ad homin attack? In many ways, yes. Why do it then? Because we only have Don's word to go on. Therefore anything that makes him seem less credible is of importance and should be looked at in deciding the value of his information.
For starters what's being described in the interview isn't a cloning center, but a Donald Marshall centered center. Notice how everything revolves around him? First of all everyone is there. Celebrities, politicians, religious leaders and so on and yet Don is the main character. They tell him all their plans and let him decide Barack Obama's name. Aliens want to hold his hand and everyone laughs at his joke. "They" even think he's Jesus, King Arthur and a New Age Messiah. Why? Because he made them songs?
Songs clearly are important. One of the reasons Queen Elizabeth is useless, according to Don, is because she can't sing or dance. Here we see one of many failures on his part to relate to the real world. She's the queen of the United Kingdom, why would singing and dancing be relevant to her skill set? So it seems that in this place of psychopath murderers, singing and dancing are skills held in the highest esteem. Is it a torture palace or the set of a musical?
Singing and dancing is, after all, the first thing the sadistic pedophiles ask for when they decided not to molest Don. This is because they felt bad for him when he screamed and cried. Are we to believe that the other kids didn't scream and cry? Or did Don just happen upon the compassionate type of pedophile sadist? In the end he saves himself by singing, because the pedophiles, when denied the opportunity to molest, will settle for a song or a dance performance. Again, is this a torture palace or a musical?
So what's going on? Please notice the dream-like lack of logic. In a non-lucid dream anything goes and it makes perfect sense. Like: to catch a stupid lizard creature we'll build a huge pyramid out of stones weighing tons. Just so we can have a pit at the bottom where the lizards fall down. The whole pyramid. Just to create a shaft that has an angle where the lizards can't crawl up. In a dream I'd shrug and go "yeah, okay". But in the real world it's completely out of touch with reason. Yet this is Donald's theory. One of the things he's sure about, as he says he only shares that type of information.
Another example is the Atlanteans managing to build flying saucers, but failing to come up with the gyroscope that is technology from the 1700s. This is supposed to make sense. Only it doesn't. All this information comes from when Don is sleeping. Does it seem like information that makes sense in a dream? Or information that makes sense in the real world? For those who go with dream, Donald's inability to distinguish dream and fantasy from reality becomes evident. This is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
Also notice the narcissism. Don finds fault with everyone else. The only person he speaks well about is Bernie Mac. The rest? They're mostly useless and have no skills. They all flock to Don and his amazing creative genius, since apparently he's the only one to come up with good songs. At the end of the interview he gets carried away and laughingly describes his gruesome murder of Roxy Lopez' clone. He smashes her face into the cement stairs until she dies. The reason? Because she wanted him to discredit himself. Appropriate response or complete lunacy?
Another example is Britney Spears getting serially raped until her genitalia are mutilated. Don describes this as "comical". There are two explanations here. One, Don's story is real and the trauma of what he's been through has broken him. He has become a psychopath, devoid of empathy, like the people that have victimized him. Or, the second explanation, that it's funny because consciously or unconsciously he is aware that this is just dream and fantasy. Either way he's not someone whose information I'd trust.
In the end I find Don's stories the wish fulfilling fantasies of someone struggling to keep dream and reality separated. And I hope he gets the help he needs. Below is a summary of some of the things he said in the interview. I doubt anyone will read it, but I find that seeing it presented like this makes it easier to see what's really going on, psychologically, behind the colorful story. Should you actually read it, be aware that "They" as far as we know only exist in Don's head. So when "they" say "they" think he's Jesus we need to consider the possibility that it is simply Don who says he's Jesus.
SUMMARY AND COMMENTS
• Don says consciousness gets transferred into clone bodies. How? What is consciousness? Brain electricity? Brain bio-chemistry? Something transcendental and spiritual? The discovery of what human consciousness actually is would be the most important thing he speaks about, and yet no elaboration. The people at the cloning center tell him about so many other things, why not this?
• Don says he was memory repressed until age 30. Another explanation is that it was the onset age of his schizophrenia. This is a logical fallacy called "false cause". It's only based on Don's say-so. The same is true for him being on the cover of the Megadeth album. The person looking more or less like Don doesn't prove it is him. It's the same logical fallacy.
•Don says "people" say there's not a lot of good music out these days. This is because he's not making songs anymore.
• Don says he wrote songs for Bon Jovi and Wham (among others). His songs were always the headline songs, the only ones people wanted to hear. To summarize: Don's songs are amazing, other people's are not. He even wrote the song "Friday" for Rebecca Black. Funnily he remembers everything seemingly perfectly until asked specifically about the last 5 songs he wrote. Then he suddenly can't remember even one of them "because of the drugs they give him". Oups.
• Don says freemasons are fat, ugly and can't pay for sex with hookers. Therefore they molest children. So who pays for their clones? Apparently 2 clones (freemason and child) and the use of a consciousness transfer device and use of an underground base, costs less than sex with a hooker. I don't know what hookers charge, but I find this quite unlikely.
• Don says he became an amazing song kid who could make a top 10 hit out of thin air. He also came u with ideas for movies and toys and came up with numerous highly successful inventions. Today after 35 years of experience of doing that, he lives on disability money from a neck injury. I'm honestly very sorry for his neck injury, but how does it prevent him from being a song writer, script writer or inventor in real life today? If he is the creative genius he describes?
•Don says some of "them" believe his songs are whispered in his ear by God.
• Don says he started singing songs at five years old, that he made up himself. Not only that, those songs were better than those of professional, experienced songwriters. To see how believable this is: if you know a 5 year old, ask them for a song of their own. For further context Mozart started composing at age 5. Feel free to google “Lady” released in 1980 when Don was 5, look at the lyrics and decide if they look like the work of a child.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth has hinted at having syphilis. It’s normally cured with a single dose of penicillin.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth is retarded. The woman has given interviews. They’re on Youtube. She’s clearly not retarded.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth is so boring she needs a singing kid to impress celebrities. After 6 decades as the head of the common wealth, she needs Don to impress celebrities like Britney Spears…
•Don says the people at the cloning centers tortured him when he couldn’t make any more songs. Really? He keeps saying how stupid they are. But no one is that stupid. You don’t torture people into creativity.
• Don says he put the words “heart and souls” into songs as vague hints to cloning. No comment needed.
• Don says “they” weren’t going to kill him because “they” want him to talk about the cloning centers. But others don’t talk about it, because “they” have killed some of them. Which is it? And who’re “they”?
• Don says one type of Vril has a proboscis that can body snatch mammals. The proboscis is made up of their small brain and their spinal cord and it wraps around the optic nerve. The human optic nerve is 2 inches long. That’s a tiny Vril. And how did this come about? Evolution makes no sense at all. Is it bio-engineered? Then why don’t all Vril have it?
• Don says that in the past flying saucers did not have very good horizontal stability control. But today they put the gyroscopes, like those from Segways in them. So the aliens or Atlanteans (maybe they’re the same?) figured out flying saucer technology, but not a gyroscope? Or any other “horizontal stability control”? For context the gyroscope has been around since the 1850s. Its predecessor, used as a level to locate the horizon in foggy or misty conditions was invented in 1743.
•Don says that the following groups come to cloning centers: Freemasons, Scientologists, Mormons, Politicians, Royal Families, Celebrities, Nazis, Jews and Aliens. Also they have spider-horses and mole-rat-pigs. No comment.
• Don says that a fat freemason found him so awesome he wanted to hang with him [Don] every day. When Don didn’t want to, the fat freemason stomped him to death. This was possible because Don was in a tiny homonculus body. People apparently want Don's company so badly they kill him if he says no. •
• Don says a gray alien wanted to hold his hand. Why? He doesn't say.
• Don says he has spoken to Hitler.
• Don says he has spoken to the pope.
• Don says the Vril aliens are the basis of fae folk and leprechauns. Are we to believe these reptilian aliens used technological cloaking devices or biological shape shifting to appear as tiny men in green suits that spoke with an Irish accent? What about the fae folk seen by shamans in "non-ordinary reality" or shamanic states of consciousness? Are they there because lizard aliens once used mimicry to appear as fae folk and then there's just this huge and awkward misunderstanding among all the shamans?
• Don says the “they” of the cloning facility would miss him if they killed him. He also says they’re evil sadistic psychopaths that torture people for fun. Apparently he sees no contradiction there…
• Don says that “they” say he’s Jesus. He doesn’t endorse that though. It is, however, a given that he’ll be the savior of the human race once his message has been spread.
• Don says that “they” say that the prophecies of Nostradamus are about him. He now thinks there's something to that, as some of it fits.
• Don says that catholic priests become pedophiles because they’re celibate. So normal people become pedophiles if they’re celibate for too long? Is that his theory? It makes no sense at all.
• Don says he named Barack Obama, who is a clone, after Baraka in the Mortal Kombat games.
• Don says that when he made the joke “Make a dog president” everybody laughed. [/il]
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• Don says that he invented the George Foreman Grill.
• Don says he invented Fix-a-flat.
• Don says the pyramids are traps for Vril. Vril that are so dumb they run around until they fall down a pit at the bottom. Has he seen the pyramids? If the lizards are so stupid, why would you need a pyramid? And how would anyone come up with the idea of solving the how-to-get-the-lizard-into-the-pit-problem by building the pyramids???
• Don says that when he didn't believe the Large Hadron Collider could reset time, “they” fired it up and showed him. How? You can prove time-travel. But a time reset? How could Don tell that time had been reset? How can anyone know they’ve reset time? How do they know what event they’re supposed to prevent after a reset of the whole universe?
• Don says bird aliens are embarrassed by their own appearance. If I went to the bird alien city, I’d be embarrassed by my appearance too. No, wait, I wouldn’t. Because it makes no sense whatsoever.
• Don says aliens love music and that he is the best thing they ever saw for that.
• Don says that in the future, when he has political power, he’ll put people in jail for calling him a dick.
• Don says that in the future everybody’s going to love him and rightfully so.
• Don says "they" want him to become like John Connor in the Terminator movies.
• Don says there was a competition between kids, called project Camelot, to pick the new King Arthur-Jesus-Messiah. Don won that competition.
• Don says that being with the people at the cloning facility is like being at a party of mentally impaired children.
• Don says he's going to be the hero, not the other people at the cloning facility.
• Don says "they" tried to impress him when they wanted him to join willingly. So they showed him things like a particle beam gun that Vladimir Putin demonstrated by burning a hole through Don's stomach while Don was chained up. This is because nothing says "join us willingly" like burning a hole through someone while they're in chains…
• Don says that Queen Elizabeth, Hilary Clinton and Vladimir Putin have all been at the facility since was a kid and they've seen all that he's done there. And they think he's "Mr. Special".
• Don says he goes to the exclusive cloning center with the rich people.
• Don says the "they" would impatiently await snuff films from the serial killer Robert Pickton. So, the serial killers (killing clones) at the cloning center would take a break from their serial killing in order to impatiently await a film of another serial killer serial killing.
DON'S OPINIONS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE
• Queen Elizabeth is boring, retarded, mentally insane in 5 different ways, hints at having syphilis and is an attention whore without a gimmick. She has no talents or skills. She can't sing or dance.
• Prince Charles is crazy too and has talked to Don since he (Don) was a little kid.
• Whitney Houston was not a real person but something weird, an alien parasite host.
• Nikki Minaj raps okay but Don finds her voice squeaky and annoying, he also thinks she has a big ass.
• Tila Tequila can’t sing and has no skills.
• Donald Trump never invented anything, but he did kick, punch and shoot Don as a joke.
•Vladimir Putin is a coward and a pervert, that asks Don for advice.
• Mila Kunis has gigantic eyeballs and Don Hates her.
• Gerorge Noory has gigantic eyeballs too.
• Lauryn Hill needs Don’s help to write songs, she also tortured Don for songs.
• Bill Cosby punched Don to death.
• Gwen Stefani got banged by Don a few times, then he lost interest.
• Madonna “and some others” were also banged by Don. The banging was consensual.
• David Wilcock, Don wants him dead. In fact he wants "them all dead".
• Britney Spears gets gang raped until her genitalia gets worn out. Then she’s put into a new body. Don refers to this as comical.
• Roxy Lopez wanted Don to discredit himself. Don murdered her by smashing her face into some cement stairs. For some reason he thinks he should mention that she felt no pain at the time of him murdering her. Don himself thinks this story might make him look a little bit bad for a second.
• Barack Obama is not a real person but a remake of the pharaoh Akhenaten, Michelle Obama is his biological mother and they're in an incestuous relationship.
• Ryan Reynolds is only famous because he agreed to be molested as a child.
• Amanda Bynes is squirrely and has a chip in her head.
THC has had a lot of great guests, dedicated researchers with important and interesting information. In my opinion Donald Marshall is not one of them. I personally don't think his delusional ravings hold any credibility, but since many people seem to believe him I'm making this post to share my point of view. So consider this a counterweight, so to speak, to see another perspective before judging Donald's information. In the end we all make up our own minds.
Please note that it's not the concept itself that I'm arguing against. I'm pretty convinced human cloning is going on in underground bases. But I'd guess for military purposes and life extension, not Queen Elizabeth's need to be validated by celebrities. Donald's information isn't stranger than David Icke's. So the problem isn't so much what he says, as how he says it. So, is this an ad homin attack? In many ways, yes. Why do it then? Because we only have Don's word to go on. Therefore anything that makes him seem less credible is of importance and should be looked at in deciding the value of his information.
For starters what's being described in the interview isn't a cloning center, but a Donald Marshall centered center. Notice how everything revolves around him? First of all everyone is there. Celebrities, politicians, religious leaders and so on and yet Don is the main character. They tell him all their plans and let him decide Barack Obama's name. Aliens want to hold his hand and everyone laughs at his joke. "They" even think he's Jesus, King Arthur and a New Age Messiah. Why? Because he made them songs?
Songs clearly are important. One of the reasons Queen Elizabeth is useless, according to Don, is because she can't sing or dance. Here we see one of many failures on his part to relate to the real world. She's the queen of the United Kingdom, why would singing and dancing be relevant to her skill set? So it seems that in this place of psychopath murderers, singing and dancing are skills held in the highest esteem. Is it a torture palace or the set of a musical?
Singing and dancing is, after all, the first thing the sadistic pedophiles ask for when they decided not to molest Don. This is because they felt bad for him when he screamed and cried. Are we to believe that the other kids didn't scream and cry? Or did Don just happen upon the compassionate type of pedophile sadist? In the end he saves himself by singing, because the pedophiles, when denied the opportunity to molest, will settle for a song or a dance performance. Again, is this a torture palace or a musical?
So what's going on? Please notice the dream-like lack of logic. In a non-lucid dream anything goes and it makes perfect sense. Like: to catch a stupid lizard creature we'll build a huge pyramid out of stones weighing tons. Just so we can have a pit at the bottom where the lizards fall down. The whole pyramid. Just to create a shaft that has an angle where the lizards can't crawl up. In a dream I'd shrug and go "yeah, okay". But in the real world it's completely out of touch with reason. Yet this is Donald's theory. One of the things he's sure about, as he says he only shares that type of information.
Another example is the Atlanteans managing to build flying saucers, but failing to come up with the gyroscope that is technology from the 1700s. This is supposed to make sense. Only it doesn't. All this information comes from when Don is sleeping. Does it seem like information that makes sense in a dream? Or information that makes sense in the real world? For those who go with dream, Donald's inability to distinguish dream and fantasy from reality becomes evident. This is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
Also notice the narcissism. Don finds fault with everyone else. The only person he speaks well about is Bernie Mac. The rest? They're mostly useless and have no skills. They all flock to Don and his amazing creative genius, since apparently he's the only one to come up with good songs. At the end of the interview he gets carried away and laughingly describes his gruesome murder of Roxy Lopez' clone. He smashes her face into the cement stairs until she dies. The reason? Because she wanted him to discredit himself. Appropriate response or complete lunacy?
Another example is Britney Spears getting serially raped until her genitalia are mutilated. Don describes this as "comical". There are two explanations here. One, Don's story is real and the trauma of what he's been through has broken him. He has become a psychopath, devoid of empathy, like the people that have victimized him. Or, the second explanation, that it's funny because consciously or unconsciously he is aware that this is just dream and fantasy. Either way he's not someone whose information I'd trust.
In the end I find Don's stories the wish fulfilling fantasies of someone struggling to keep dream and reality separated. And I hope he gets the help he needs. Below is a summary of some of the things he said in the interview. I doubt anyone will read it, but I find that seeing it presented like this makes it easier to see what's really going on, psychologically, behind the colorful story. Should you actually read it, be aware that "They" as far as we know only exist in Don's head. So when "they" say "they" think he's Jesus we need to consider the possibility that it is simply Don who says he's Jesus.
SUMMARY AND COMMENTS
• Don says consciousness gets transferred into clone bodies. How? What is consciousness? Brain electricity? Brain bio-chemistry? Something transcendental and spiritual? The discovery of what human consciousness actually is would be the most important thing he speaks about, and yet no elaboration. The people at the cloning center tell him about so many other things, why not this?
• Don says he was memory repressed until age 30. Another explanation is that it was the onset age of his schizophrenia. This is a logical fallacy called "false cause". It's only based on Don's say-so. The same is true for him being on the cover of the Megadeth album. The person looking more or less like Don doesn't prove it is him. It's the same logical fallacy.
•Don says "people" say there's not a lot of good music out these days. This is because he's not making songs anymore.
• Don says he wrote songs for Bon Jovi and Wham (among others). His songs were always the headline songs, the only ones people wanted to hear. To summarize: Don's songs are amazing, other people's are not. He even wrote the song "Friday" for Rebecca Black. Funnily he remembers everything seemingly perfectly until asked specifically about the last 5 songs he wrote. Then he suddenly can't remember even one of them "because of the drugs they give him". Oups.
• Don says freemasons are fat, ugly and can't pay for sex with hookers. Therefore they molest children. So who pays for their clones? Apparently 2 clones (freemason and child) and the use of a consciousness transfer device and use of an underground base, costs less than sex with a hooker. I don't know what hookers charge, but I find this quite unlikely.
• Don says he became an amazing song kid who could make a top 10 hit out of thin air. He also came u with ideas for movies and toys and came up with numerous highly successful inventions. Today after 35 years of experience of doing that, he lives on disability money from a neck injury. I'm honestly very sorry for his neck injury, but how does it prevent him from being a song writer, script writer or inventor in real life today? If he is the creative genius he describes?
•Don says some of "them" believe his songs are whispered in his ear by God.
• Don says he started singing songs at five years old, that he made up himself. Not only that, those songs were better than those of professional, experienced songwriters. To see how believable this is: if you know a 5 year old, ask them for a song of their own. For further context Mozart started composing at age 5. Feel free to google “Lady” released in 1980 when Don was 5, look at the lyrics and decide if they look like the work of a child.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth has hinted at having syphilis. It’s normally cured with a single dose of penicillin.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth is retarded. The woman has given interviews. They’re on Youtube. She’s clearly not retarded.
• Don says Queen Elizabeth is so boring she needs a singing kid to impress celebrities. After 6 decades as the head of the common wealth, she needs Don to impress celebrities like Britney Spears…
•Don says the people at the cloning centers tortured him when he couldn’t make any more songs. Really? He keeps saying how stupid they are. But no one is that stupid. You don’t torture people into creativity.
• Don says he put the words “heart and souls” into songs as vague hints to cloning. No comment needed.
• Don says “they” weren’t going to kill him because “they” want him to talk about the cloning centers. But others don’t talk about it, because “they” have killed some of them. Which is it? And who’re “they”?
• Don says one type of Vril has a proboscis that can body snatch mammals. The proboscis is made up of their small brain and their spinal cord and it wraps around the optic nerve. The human optic nerve is 2 inches long. That’s a tiny Vril. And how did this come about? Evolution makes no sense at all. Is it bio-engineered? Then why don’t all Vril have it?
• Don says that in the past flying saucers did not have very good horizontal stability control. But today they put the gyroscopes, like those from Segways in them. So the aliens or Atlanteans (maybe they’re the same?) figured out flying saucer technology, but not a gyroscope? Or any other “horizontal stability control”? For context the gyroscope has been around since the 1850s. Its predecessor, used as a level to locate the horizon in foggy or misty conditions was invented in 1743.
•Don says that the following groups come to cloning centers: Freemasons, Scientologists, Mormons, Politicians, Royal Families, Celebrities, Nazis, Jews and Aliens. Also they have spider-horses and mole-rat-pigs. No comment.
• Don says that a fat freemason found him so awesome he wanted to hang with him [Don] every day. When Don didn’t want to, the fat freemason stomped him to death. This was possible because Don was in a tiny homonculus body. People apparently want Don's company so badly they kill him if he says no. •
• Don says a gray alien wanted to hold his hand. Why? He doesn't say.
• Don says he has spoken to Hitler.
• Don says he has spoken to the pope.
• Don says the Vril aliens are the basis of fae folk and leprechauns. Are we to believe these reptilian aliens used technological cloaking devices or biological shape shifting to appear as tiny men in green suits that spoke with an Irish accent? What about the fae folk seen by shamans in "non-ordinary reality" or shamanic states of consciousness? Are they there because lizard aliens once used mimicry to appear as fae folk and then there's just this huge and awkward misunderstanding among all the shamans?
• Don says the “they” of the cloning facility would miss him if they killed him. He also says they’re evil sadistic psychopaths that torture people for fun. Apparently he sees no contradiction there…
• Don says that “they” say he’s Jesus. He doesn’t endorse that though. It is, however, a given that he’ll be the savior of the human race once his message has been spread.
• Don says that “they” say that the prophecies of Nostradamus are about him. He now thinks there's something to that, as some of it fits.
• Don says that catholic priests become pedophiles because they’re celibate. So normal people become pedophiles if they’re celibate for too long? Is that his theory? It makes no sense at all.
• Don says he named Barack Obama, who is a clone, after Baraka in the Mortal Kombat games.
• Don says that when he made the joke “Make a dog president” everybody laughed. [/il]
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• Don says that he invented the George Foreman Grill.
• Don says he invented Fix-a-flat.
• Don says the pyramids are traps for Vril. Vril that are so dumb they run around until they fall down a pit at the bottom. Has he seen the pyramids? If the lizards are so stupid, why would you need a pyramid? And how would anyone come up with the idea of solving the how-to-get-the-lizard-into-the-pit-problem by building the pyramids???
• Don says that when he didn't believe the Large Hadron Collider could reset time, “they” fired it up and showed him. How? You can prove time-travel. But a time reset? How could Don tell that time had been reset? How can anyone know they’ve reset time? How do they know what event they’re supposed to prevent after a reset of the whole universe?
• Don says bird aliens are embarrassed by their own appearance. If I went to the bird alien city, I’d be embarrassed by my appearance too. No, wait, I wouldn’t. Because it makes no sense whatsoever.
• Don says aliens love music and that he is the best thing they ever saw for that.
• Don says that in the future, when he has political power, he’ll put people in jail for calling him a dick.
• Don says that in the future everybody’s going to love him and rightfully so.
• Don says "they" want him to become like John Connor in the Terminator movies.
• Don says there was a competition between kids, called project Camelot, to pick the new King Arthur-Jesus-Messiah. Don won that competition.
• Don says that being with the people at the cloning facility is like being at a party of mentally impaired children.
• Don says he's going to be the hero, not the other people at the cloning facility.
• Don says "they" tried to impress him when they wanted him to join willingly. So they showed him things like a particle beam gun that Vladimir Putin demonstrated by burning a hole through Don's stomach while Don was chained up. This is because nothing says "join us willingly" like burning a hole through someone while they're in chains…
• Don says that Queen Elizabeth, Hilary Clinton and Vladimir Putin have all been at the facility since was a kid and they've seen all that he's done there. And they think he's "Mr. Special".
• Don says he goes to the exclusive cloning center with the rich people.
• Don says the "they" would impatiently await snuff films from the serial killer Robert Pickton. So, the serial killers (killing clones) at the cloning center would take a break from their serial killing in order to impatiently await a film of another serial killer serial killing.
DON'S OPINIONS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE
• Queen Elizabeth is boring, retarded, mentally insane in 5 different ways, hints at having syphilis and is an attention whore without a gimmick. She has no talents or skills. She can't sing or dance.
• Prince Charles is crazy too and has talked to Don since he (Don) was a little kid.
• Whitney Houston was not a real person but something weird, an alien parasite host.
• Nikki Minaj raps okay but Don finds her voice squeaky and annoying, he also thinks she has a big ass.
• Tila Tequila can’t sing and has no skills.
• Donald Trump never invented anything, but he did kick, punch and shoot Don as a joke.
•Vladimir Putin is a coward and a pervert, that asks Don for advice.
• Mila Kunis has gigantic eyeballs and Don Hates her.
• Gerorge Noory has gigantic eyeballs too.
• Lauryn Hill needs Don’s help to write songs, she also tortured Don for songs.
• Bill Cosby punched Don to death.
• Gwen Stefani got banged by Don a few times, then he lost interest.
• Madonna “and some others” were also banged by Don. The banging was consensual.
• David Wilcock, Don wants him dead. In fact he wants "them all dead".
• Britney Spears gets gang raped until her genitalia gets worn out. Then she’s put into a new body. Don refers to this as comical.
• Roxy Lopez wanted Don to discredit himself. Don murdered her by smashing her face into some cement stairs. For some reason he thinks he should mention that she felt no pain at the time of him murdering her. Don himself thinks this story might make him look a little bit bad for a second.
• Barack Obama is not a real person but a remake of the pharaoh Akhenaten, Michelle Obama is his biological mother and they're in an incestuous relationship.
• Ryan Reynolds is only famous because he agreed to be molested as a child.
• Amanda Bynes is squirrely and has a chip in her head.
