i was swimming in the river and i was riding a scooter and fell. kinda fun except my arm hurts and i drank a 12 pack. the bad news travels fast is from a rapper lyrics born. i guess bad news travels fast is the beer going down and the falling to the pavement. i need to stop drinking.
Fyi: Kyle Sullivan has a pretty inspirational Youtube Channel if sobriety is a serious undertaking for you right now. Check it out: