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[fifthcolumn]

Ah, you are saying that.

Ok, let me attempt to help you understand the nuance of my thinking.

I'm trying to find a word that means "Happy soccer team middle-ground. Unity-wise."

You know, like a Women's Auxiliary Fundraiser. Unified and like-minded enough to come together to cause a little positive change, but not so unified and like-minded that they wind up killing all the jews.

Whaddaya call that?

Kinda united? Cohesive? Semi-harmonious?

I'll roll with cohesive and rephrase.

Am I steering the argument toward division or cohesion?


And I'm still curious, are you too smart to forgive the novice his mistakes?

 

[shamangineer]

Are you saying that your thinking has become so absolute that you can no longer distinguish shades of unity?

Degrees of unity?

Healthy levels of unity?

Oh, I get it. This is like when I was a kid and a kid crapped his pants at the park and another kid pointed it out so the poopy kid's Mom told everyone he was just being devisive and walked around saying unity until people spontaneously formed a sports team composed of all of the other kids a the park except the one who pointed out the poopy pants. Nobody was too concerned what sport it was, or any logistical details, because unity was the important part. It sounds like you have some common ground with Nancy Pelosi on that front. Maybe you guys should team up for unity's sake. Or maybe there is a bit more to it than that.

 

[fifthcolumn]

Oh, I get it. This is like when I was a kid and a kid crapped his pants at the park and another kid pointed it out so the poopy kid's Mom told everyone he was just being decisive and walked around saying unity until people spontaneously formed a sports team composed of all of the other kids a the park except the one who pointed out the poopy pants. Nobody was too concerned what sport it was, or any logistical details, because unity was the important part. It sounds like you have some common ground with Nancy Pelosi on that front. Maybe you guys should team up for unity's sake. Or maybe there is a bit more to it than that.

Wow! What a wonderful little creative writing project!

You know, if you edited out some of your fecal obsession- this might make the fridge!

This is too much fun! Now I'll go.

Simple Shaman
Intellectual Ramen
Bullying the inquisitive lamb
Uses jargon to hide
All the empty inside
He's a fraudster. A con man. A Sham.

So I'll be gentlemanly, and ask one more time if you'll answer my two simple questions.

Am I steering the argument toward division or cohesion?
Are you too smart to forgive the novice his mistakes?

Make no mistake, Sham, your whole reputation (if you haven't already irretrievably mangled it) rests on your next response. I advise courtesy and respect.

 

[shamangineer]

I am too smart to argue about division or cohesion. I can forgive a novice the mistake of steering the argument.

 

[fifthcolumn]

Ain't much of an argument unless two people are trying to steer in different directions...

You simpleton.


Ladies and Gentlemen,

I rest my case.

 

[shamangineer]

The inevitable conclusion has been reached, only took you 2 pages.